Your Bulletin and You

This one’s for all my ministry homies:
How many times has someone come up to you and complained that they weren’t aware of a particular event/class/meeting at church and asked why it wasn’t promoted more despite the numerous times it appeared in the bulletin/announcement loop/mentioned from the pulpit? If you’re like me, the answer is 1,692,352,345,324,465,856,952,350,829,217,949,628,259 times. So, here’s a little video I made to familiarize our congregation with their bulletins in an effort to increase awareness of upcoming events.
It went over like a lead balloon.
In my defense, I think that you, my vocational, professional ministry brethren will find this a lot funnier than most folks (at least I hope so).
So this one’s for you.